A random afternoon

Tak pasal2 panas menaip kat twitter petang tadi:

Micro-trending of #schoolmemories


#schoolmemories smoking salems and marlboro reds
#schoolmemories getting into 2 fights
#schoolmemories one and only time i shaved my head
#babymemories everyone paid attention to me
#schoolmemories aku tokan TAPE/VCD BLUE
#schoolmemories my best friend was a chinese guy. we were cool dudes
#schoolmemories racism? what racism?
#schoolmemories played at the arcade untuk ponteng semayang jumaat
#schoolmemories main win95 plus punya pinball bersama kengkawan selama berjam2
#schoolmemories got beaten in C&C when playing pvp against another classmate over a 14.4kbps modem
#schoolmemories main quake 2 dalam pc lab GUNA KEYBOARD pasal tak reti main guna mouse. rasa pelik.
#schoolmemories kena beratur pagi2 kena spot-check ngan prefects nak tengok baju kasut seluar semua ok ke tak
#schoolmemories seluar tempah, bawah dia 23" boleh dekat2 muatkan kepala aku
#schoolmemories eric cantona and cantona 7
#schoolmemories oh, and jun saito punya seluar

#schoolmemories tak pasal2 tulis fanfic yaoi yuu yuu hakusho #ohwhy
#schoolmemories nangis berhingus pasal dipaksa hafal 1x1 sampai 9x9 pasal nak beli pembaris harga rm10. MAHAL SIOT.
#schoolmemories masa darjah satu: satu kelas gelak kat aku bila aku cita2 nak jadi scientist. FUCK ALL OF YOU. Tengok, aku jadi mediocre je
#schoolmemories first porn masa darjah dua. oh, itu bukan memori sekolah. o well.
#schoolmemories aku masuk group budak2 pelajar cemerlang. YEAHHHH (tapi sekarang mediocre jugak)
#schoolmemories naik bas mini. hairan kenapa bas tak terbalik masa amik corner
#schoolmemories aku menang pertandingan juzul al-quran. sekarang baca pun merangkak2
#schoolmemories layan porn beramai2 di bilik alat pandang dengar. discuss pasal logiknya pose2 tersebut
#schoolmemories saw dem bitches naked when i was changing clothes with them. oh itu tadika.
#schoolmemories TAMIYAAAAAAA
#schoolmemories layan kawan main FF Tactics in Japanese walaupun aku ngan dia satu hapak tak paham japenis
#schoolmemories ais kepal dan meggi telur di hujung padang mainan. pergh best gile. rasa cam adult siot
#schoolmemories jatuh longkang, kena jahit kulit kat kepala.
#schoolmemories kantoi ngan cikgu disiplin tgh fooling ard. Him: Tgh buat apa tu!? Us: Main, cikgu.. Him: Main apa!? Us: Main-main, cikgu...
#schoolmemories masa rehat pi toilet dan isap rokok. soh junior jaga pintu toilet tengok ada prefect datang ke tak
#schoolmemories rangkak masuk longkang kononnya scouts punya training. ptuih!
#schoolmemories amik lukisan kejuteraan. Lukis mechanical penis. Okay, I lied.
#schoolmemories balik rumah je terus buat homework. play later. #rajinnyaakunih
same here RT @alifJAM: #schoolmemories petang2 pergi sekolah agama belajar tajwid, tauhid, fiqah, arab semua. tapi ape pon tak masuk kepala.
#schoolmemories aku bawak beskal atuk tua sampai semorang panggil aku atuk. sekarang pun semorang panggil aku apek.

dan lepas tu penat dah takmo pikir apa2 dah.